Official Warner Brothers product from the Warner Brothers shop in Meadowhall (aka Meadowhell) Shopping Centre, Sheffield. (If you’ve ever been you’ll know which name is more appropriate!)

Has a piece of his helmet missing as can be seen in the photo, but is otherwise in good condition.

Comes complete with cool retro box. (More photos can be provided, ones taken in the daytime even! So please just ask, it’s really no problem, honestly I don’t mind. You wouldn’t be putting me out, I’ve got nowt better to do anyhow.)

Seriously, I want you to know what you are bidding on, I don’t want bad feed-back because you bought this figure and I’d not made it clear that a bit of his helmet has chipped off, so if this worries you but the fantastically low starting price is attracting you, I will happily send you some more photos or what-not.

If I ever find the missing piece I do solemnly swear to post it to you completely free of charge (I promise I won’t hold it hostage for ransom or owt). But in the mean time you could just turn it slightly so the missing bit is hidden from view? Or even better, fashion one yourself from any number of household items, blu-tac, fimo, filler, wood, plastic, metal, grout, cardboard, that stuff you make with newspaper as a kid that you wrap around balloons, whatever it’s called? Owt like that, and some paint and a bit of sticky back plastic and job’s-a-good-un, Marvins as good as new.

Failing that you could always snap off the piece on the opposite side, then both sides will match? I would keep it, but I’m going to Ireland next month and I hear drinks are very expensive so everything must go! Speaking of which, check out my other auctions, I’ve got tons of unbroken things for sale too

Item will be well packaged to avoid unnecessary head bobbling in transit and I always obtain proof of postage - in case the postman has a fetish for bobbling headed ornamental TV cartoon characters (rule 34 applies), and it never makes it to your abode.

If you have any questions, even ones of a philosophical or existential nature; or you would like to see more photos please just ask.

Note to self: Stop listing items on Ebay when you’re drunk.